Tuesday morning.
Good morning family, bros, and friends.
Today I awoke rather early, pounded some water, and proceeded to post pictures of last night's great success. Paul and I introduced an ATO Alumnus to Quaffing and several chicas. After the broken bottle incident where upon Paul dropped a 1 liter of vodka on the ground due to a broken bag and douch Serbian (who kept talking smack about America and Microsoft, almost beat his face in...) we managed to remedy the situation by buying yet another bottle of vodka and consuming it with all due haste. The first quaffs of London occurred last night, and many more to come bros.
As we all know, quaffing is the most efficient and effective form of consuming alcohol. However, bros know that it is not the ONLY way to consume alcohol. Today I will attempt to unravel the cheapest and best way to get "pissed" as the local blokes call it here. Pub hopping, though fun, is expensive.
Today marks the first day of bro hating classes. Not too excited about attending a class when I should be slaying local slampieces. We all know Euro chicks love Americans, especially American bros. Therefore under the philosophy of profit maximization (or slayingus maximus) I must pursue these euro women. Besides who wants Euro dudes with V necks that go down to their abs? (saw this yesterday in awe, the biggest V neck in the world. fact)
Keep it fresh bros.
To the Family, doing well, having fun, trying to save money, and overall enjoying it.
Doug Fresh OUT
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