By Veer Union
Try- you try to get to know me.
But the one you want, I won't be.
I'm half the man that you think that I have been.
My- The words are full of nothing.
Still you search for something.
In the moments that I've probably forgotten.
Inside there's someone you don't want to know.
I don't think that you wanna be a part of me.
I don't think you wanna see the deeper, darker side of me.
I don't think that you're ready for reality.
I don't think you wanna see the deeper, darker side of me.
(Walk away)
I- find a sense of satisfaction.
In a one-night stand of passion.
I'm half the man that you think that I have been.
Inside there's someone you don't want to know.
I don't think that you wanna be a part of me.
I don't think you wanna see the deeper, darker side of me.
I don't think that you're ready for reality.
I don't think you wanna see the deeper, darker side of me.
(Walk away)
Can you trust me?
(Walk away)
I'm empty.
(Walk away)
Cause I might still be here.
Living hell
Might, be, living hell.
Might, be-
I don't think that you wanna be a part of me.
I don't think you wanna see the deeper, darker side of me.
I don't think that you're ready for reality.
I don't think you wanna see the deeper, darker side of me.
(Walk away)
Can you trust me?
(Walk away)
I'm empty.
(Walk away)
Cause I might still be here.
Living hell
Might, be, living hell.
Might, be-
Thursday, July 22, 2010
Sunday, July 11, 2010
Tuesday, July 6, 2010
Independence Day and the Aftermath
Good Afternoon/Morning/Night Bros, Friends, and Family
Currently, I am listening to Eric Prydz's Call on Me, and I can't help but recall two days ago that we celebrated the 4th of July. The morning began with a haze from the evening prior where several hours of dancing and partying at a local club occurred. There were plenty of brohaters, but also lots of slampieces. Euro Slampieces definitely know how to dance, let's put it that way.
However, back to the 4th. Paul and I began the day listening to Team America's "Fuck yeah" and getting out our patriot gear. After adorning ourselves appropriately, we began the adventure for Big Ben, Parliament, and Buckingham Palace. After several pictures outside of Big Ben and Parliament (where we met Jay from Florida) we decided to take a quick break and appreciate freedom, and why it isn't free. Jay from Florida had the same shirt as Paul (that $3.00 made in Malasia Walmart America T-Shirt). We met Jay outside of Parliament.
After Parliament, we decided to go say hello to our red coat friends at Buckingham Palace. After a quick Heisman pose and several photos for the family. We found them. The Buckingham Royal Guards. With great haste we made our way to the bro-hating red coats to give them a piece of our American holiday. The pledge in the red coat made the mistake of marching over to us, where we promptly ridiculed him in the name of America and pounded beer in his face. Photographic evidence is depicted of this embarrassing event.
After the embarrassment of the redcoats on our holiday, we had a celebratory barbeque with burgers, brauts, beers, beezies, and bros. It was a great barbeque, and after we ate - the beer pong and card games began. Paul and I went undefeated until we were asked to split up because of the copious amounts of haze cream we spread over those pledges. We split up and paired up with some hotties and continued to haze.
T'was a fantastic 4th of July.
Currently, I am listening to Eric Prydz's Call on Me, and I can't help but recall two days ago that we celebrated the 4th of July. The morning began with a haze from the evening prior where several hours of dancing and partying at a local club occurred. There were plenty of brohaters, but also lots of slampieces. Euro Slampieces definitely know how to dance, let's put it that way.
However, back to the 4th. Paul and I began the day listening to Team America's "Fuck yeah" and getting out our patriot gear. After adorning ourselves appropriately, we began the adventure for Big Ben, Parliament, and Buckingham Palace. After several pictures outside of Big Ben and Parliament (where we met Jay from Florida) we decided to take a quick break and appreciate freedom, and why it isn't free. Jay from Florida had the same shirt as Paul (that $3.00 made in Malasia Walmart America T-Shirt). We met Jay outside of Parliament.
After Parliament, we decided to go say hello to our red coat friends at Buckingham Palace. After a quick Heisman pose and several photos for the family. We found them. The Buckingham Royal Guards. With great haste we made our way to the bro-hating red coats to give them a piece of our American holiday. The pledge in the red coat made the mistake of marching over to us, where we promptly ridiculed him in the name of America and pounded beer in his face. Photographic evidence is depicted of this embarrassing event.
After the embarrassment of the redcoats on our holiday, we had a celebratory barbeque with burgers, brauts, beers, beezies, and bros. It was a great barbeque, and after we ate - the beer pong and card games began. Paul and I went undefeated until we were asked to split up because of the copious amounts of haze cream we spread over those pledges. We split up and paired up with some hotties and continued to haze.
T'was a fantastic 4th of July.
Saturday, July 3, 2010
Ministry of Sound, Tubes, and Buses
Hello friends, family members, and bros
Last night was an interesting night. We had some quaffs which we promptly pounded prior to pub hopping. Needless to say it was successful. Then we went to the Ministry of Sound which is apparently the #3 or #4 club in the world. Plenty of euro slampieces everywhere. There were 5 different rooms with all sorts of differing music. On top of that free CDs were being given out for the DJs that were performing there. Score on the free euro techno discs.
Needless to say, finally figured out this damn city and how to navigate it. Next step is slampiece slay train. The quaffs have been a great success in the world - this is going to go global.
On a more serious note, the Listening Post at the science museum is probably the coolest thing I have ever seen in the world. I recommend anyone to google it and see if they can get a good view of how it works or see it in action.
Lastly, these damn brits keep talkin shit about my country! It's a damned good thing that tomorrow is in fact the greatest day in the world. Bros will celebrate worldwide, and we plan to celebrate the good ol' fashion way - Beer Pong, Burgers, Brauts, Beezies, and Beats. Look out London Town - if you thought our bro-ness was too much, you're in for a surprise.
To my bros out there - celebrate hard, we will have begun celebrations before July 4th even hits you.
Peace.
Last night was an interesting night. We had some quaffs which we promptly pounded prior to pub hopping. Needless to say it was successful. Then we went to the Ministry of Sound which is apparently the #3 or #4 club in the world. Plenty of euro slampieces everywhere. There were 5 different rooms with all sorts of differing music. On top of that free CDs were being given out for the DJs that were performing there. Score on the free euro techno discs.
Needless to say, finally figured out this damn city and how to navigate it. Next step is slampiece slay train. The quaffs have been a great success in the world - this is going to go global.
On a more serious note, the Listening Post at the science museum is probably the coolest thing I have ever seen in the world. I recommend anyone to google it and see if they can get a good view of how it works or see it in action.
Lastly, these damn brits keep talkin shit about my country! It's a damned good thing that tomorrow is in fact the greatest day in the world. Bros will celebrate worldwide, and we plan to celebrate the good ol' fashion way - Beer Pong, Burgers, Brauts, Beezies, and Beats. Look out London Town - if you thought our bro-ness was too much, you're in for a surprise.
To my bros out there - celebrate hard, we will have begun celebrations before July 4th even hits you.
Peace.
Monday, June 28, 2010
Broken Vodka Bottles
Tuesday morning.
Good morning family, bros, and friends.
Today I awoke rather early, pounded some water, and proceeded to post pictures of last night's great success. Paul and I introduced an ATO Alumnus to Quaffing and several chicas. After the broken bottle incident where upon Paul dropped a 1 liter of vodka on the ground due to a broken bag and douch Serbian (who kept talking smack about America and Microsoft, almost beat his face in...) we managed to remedy the situation by buying yet another bottle of vodka and consuming it with all due haste. The first quaffs of London occurred last night, and many more to come bros.
As we all know, quaffing is the most efficient and effective form of consuming alcohol. However, bros know that it is not the ONLY way to consume alcohol. Today I will attempt to unravel the cheapest and best way to get "pissed" as the local blokes call it here. Pub hopping, though fun, is expensive.
Today marks the first day of bro hating classes. Not too excited about attending a class when I should be slaying local slampieces. We all know Euro chicks love Americans, especially American bros. Therefore under the philosophy of profit maximization (or slayingus maximus) I must pursue these euro women. Besides who wants Euro dudes with V necks that go down to their abs? (saw this yesterday in awe, the biggest V neck in the world. fact)
Keep it fresh bros.
To the Family, doing well, having fun, trying to save money, and overall enjoying it.
Doug Fresh OUT
Good morning family, bros, and friends.
Today I awoke rather early, pounded some water, and proceeded to post pictures of last night's great success. Paul and I introduced an ATO Alumnus to Quaffing and several chicas. After the broken bottle incident where upon Paul dropped a 1 liter of vodka on the ground due to a broken bag and douch Serbian (who kept talking smack about America and Microsoft, almost beat his face in...) we managed to remedy the situation by buying yet another bottle of vodka and consuming it with all due haste. The first quaffs of London occurred last night, and many more to come bros.
As we all know, quaffing is the most efficient and effective form of consuming alcohol. However, bros know that it is not the ONLY way to consume alcohol. Today I will attempt to unravel the cheapest and best way to get "pissed" as the local blokes call it here. Pub hopping, though fun, is expensive.
Today marks the first day of bro hating classes. Not too excited about attending a class when I should be slaying local slampieces. We all know Euro chicks love Americans, especially American bros. Therefore under the philosophy of profit maximization (or slayingus maximus) I must pursue these euro women. Besides who wants Euro dudes with V necks that go down to their abs? (saw this yesterday in awe, the biggest V neck in the world. fact)
Keep it fresh bros.
To the Family, doing well, having fun, trying to save money, and overall enjoying it.
Doug Fresh OUT
Sunday, June 27, 2010
Merry Ol' England
Hello bros, friends, and family members.
Yesterday was a very long day. After Denver, I landed in Toronto where the most heinous unbro thing happened... Ghana scored then second goal over the US, ultimately winning them the game later. The Canadians cheered at this. I believe this is an act of war on all that is holy and bro.
Then it began, the hop across the Atlantic. I proceeded with dinner on the flight, where a beer was served with the meal. I had the choice between Heineken, Coors Light, and some other unimportant beer. Bros, of course I chose Coors Light, I also proceeded to shotgun said coors light in the flight attendants face. She gave me two more Coors Light for the act of said shotgun.
Paul is saying lets go get breakfast. Will write again. Peace out bros.
Yesterday was a very long day. After Denver, I landed in Toronto where the most heinous unbro thing happened... Ghana scored then second goal over the US, ultimately winning them the game later. The Canadians cheered at this. I believe this is an act of war on all that is holy and bro.
Then it began, the hop across the Atlantic. I proceeded with dinner on the flight, where a beer was served with the meal. I had the choice between Heineken, Coors Light, and some other unimportant beer. Bros, of course I chose Coors Light, I also proceeded to shotgun said coors light in the flight attendants face. She gave me two more Coors Light for the act of said shotgun.
Paul is saying lets go get breakfast. Will write again. Peace out bros.
Saturday, June 26, 2010
Landed in Denver
I awoke to 3 phone calls from my parents, an alarm, and text message. I felt that was sufficient to start the day off at the wonderful time of 4:00 am. This sacred time, I've usually seen on the latter part of the day, not the earlier. However, Brosef Johnson picked me up and drove me to the airport like all good bros in the world do for their good bros.
Again, thank you Johnson. Plane ride sucked, middle seat is like being caught between the two most inconveniencing truths. The first truth being that you can't see the damn window to wave at all the hot chicks you see from 37,000 feet in the air (obvi bros). But second, if you need to utilize the facilities, some bro hater is blocking you out. Thankfully, that was the only middle seat I have for the rest of the trip I believe. Met some surfer bro meat on the plane, seemed to like to get pitted and hang out at bonfires.
Next stop Toronto.
Again, thank you Johnson. Plane ride sucked, middle seat is like being caught between the two most inconveniencing truths. The first truth being that you can't see the damn window to wave at all the hot chicks you see from 37,000 feet in the air (obvi bros). But second, if you need to utilize the facilities, some bro hater is blocking you out. Thankfully, that was the only middle seat I have for the rest of the trip I believe. Met some surfer bro meat on the plane, seemed to like to get pitted and hang out at bonfires.
Next stop Toronto.
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