Good Afternoon/Morning/Night Bros, Friends, and Family
Currently, I am listening to Eric Prydz's Call on Me, and I can't help but recall two days ago that we celebrated the 4th of July. The morning began with a haze from the evening prior where several hours of dancing and partying at a local club occurred. There were plenty of brohaters, but also lots of slampieces. Euro Slampieces definitely know how to dance, let's put it that way.
However, back to the 4th. Paul and I began the day listening to Team America's "Fuck yeah" and getting out our patriot gear. After adorning ourselves appropriately, we began the adventure for Big Ben, Parliament, and Buckingham Palace. After several pictures outside of Big Ben and Parliament (where we met Jay from Florida) we decided to take a quick break and appreciate freedom, and why it isn't free. Jay from Florida had the same shirt as Paul (that $3.00 made in Malasia Walmart America T-Shirt). We met Jay outside of Parliament.
After Parliament, we decided to go say hello to our red coat friends at Buckingham Palace. After a quick Heisman pose and several photos for the family. We found them. The Buckingham Royal Guards. With great haste we made our way to the bro-hating red coats to give them a piece of our American holiday. The pledge in the red coat made the mistake of marching over to us, where we promptly ridiculed him in the name of America and pounded beer in his face. Photographic evidence is depicted of this embarrassing event.
After the embarrassment of the redcoats on our holiday, we had a celebratory barbeque with burgers, brauts, beers, beezies, and bros. It was a great barbeque, and after we ate - the beer pong and card games began. Paul and I went undefeated until we were asked to split up because of the copious amounts of haze cream we spread over those pledges. We split up and paired up with some hotties and continued to haze.
T'was a fantastic 4th of July.
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